Five Silliest MMO Lawsuits
Posted by Dan on September 1, 2009Ignoring how terribly passé Top (x) lists are, I have to call this one out for being one of the worst of the bunch. MMORPG.com, which I’ve always considered to be an otherwise decent site, has released an abysmal list of the “Five Silliest MMO Lawsuits“, written by someone with a below-average understanding of the law in general. (Actually there aren’t just five, they include an “honorable mention).
(UPDATE: After receiving my criticism from this article, the author has changed the name from Five Silliest MMO Lawsuits to “Five Memorable MMO Lawsuits”. The factual inaccuracies remain the same, however.)
Here’s the rundown:
- Mythic v. Auran: This one wasn’t even a lawsuit; it was apparently a C&D over a clearcut case of trademark infringement. What’s silly about this, you may ask? The author of the article doesn’t understand what a trademark is. “Mythic coined a term and wanted to hang on to it. I just don’t necessarily understand why they would want to stop other companies from using it. It’s not like they have the idea behind RvR trademarked.” Well, duh. You don’t trademark an idea. The whole point of a trademark is to protect a mark associated with YOUR good from being used by other companies to associate with THEIR good, and thus lose its distinctiveness as being recognizable as yours. When you think of RvR, what do you immediately think of? Mythic games. You think Warhammer Online, or I guess Dark Age of Camelot if you’re old school. To top it off, the author doesn’t understand likelihood of confusion, by way of the line “Even sillier than the time Mythic sued “Mythica” over its name. Mythica was eventually cancelled by Microsoft in 2004.” Yes, god forbid Mythic protect it’s own brand name from another mark that is confusingly similar (to the point of only being 1 letter different).
- Esther Leong v. Square Enix: They don’t even manage to get the first line right on this one. “Looking only back to June of this year, we saw a lawsuit from a lone individual named Esther Leong against Square Enix…”. Except, it wasn’t from a lone individual. It was a class action on behalf of all FFXI players similarly situated. “This begs the question: How many accounts did this woman have?” Facepalm. They also go on to get the merits wrong while having them right in front of their face. “Please, oh please, tell me that this person didn’t file a suit claiming to have not known that there was a fee to play the game, and then not knowing that the company would apply rules to their game and reserve the right to stop letting you play if you didn’t pay your fee.” As a matter of fact, no. They filed suit because Square advertised one fee, then presented another with hidden charges, and made it nearly impossible to actually cancel your account, all while upping your fee if you payed late; as well as a complaint that they were not clearly informed that they did not actually purchase the game (and all ownership rights appurtenant thereto), but a license. “It can’t possibly be that ridiculous, could it? COULD IT?” No. No it wasn’t. 0 for 2 MMORPG.com.
- Kohnke Communications v. Perpetual Entertainment: They don’t even bother to justify this one as being silly: in fact, MMORPG.com straight up admits that it was a cut and dry breach of contract and that Kohnke (now TriplePoint PR) got screwed out of money they were owed. 0 for 3.
- Garriott v. NCsoft: “Jokes aside, the facts around the suit actually see Garriott suing his former company for 27 million dollars in money lost in stock options when, he claims, his firing was internally re-structured to look like a resignation.” Another one where they don’t attempt to justify how silly it is that someone got screwed out of their money. 0 for 4. Not good MMORPG.com. Not good.
- Blizzard v. MMO Glider: Before I go any further, WTF? This is a case that actually had some legitimate precedential value to determine what constitutes copying of data into RAM under the MAI standard. And once again, there’s no justification for what makes the lawsuit actually silly. Glider, under Blizzard’s argument, was costing Blizzard money and not to mention that the broader issue of “Do you own the MMORPG software you buy” was implicated (as it was in the Leong case above). Even the EFF got involved on this one. 0 for 5.
- Finally, Worlds.com v. NCsoft: In the very first sentence “Speaking of bone headedly stupid trademark based lawsuits…” …. this is a patent suit, not trademark. But keep going: “Now, as stated previously, I’m not a legal expert,” (ed. No, really?) “but this describes the most simplistic and basic workings of an MMO.” Congratulations. You’ve discovered that patents require a description of how things work. Since Worlds.com claims to have been the first to invent the 3d MMO (though there is a dispute as to whether there is prior art), there is nothing unusual about that claim. MMORPG.com then goes on to get the date of the patent wrong, (it has priority dating to 1996, not 2000, though the confusion may have been justified as there are two patents in question here). 0 for 6. Incidentally, we’ll be discussing Worlds.com with Ross Dannenberg of Patent Arcade on our panel at PAX this year.
It’s not unusual for a site to make factual errors in an article. We’ve been guilty of it before too. It IS, however, unusual for an entire article to be wrong both in premise and every single one of the 6 segments that constitute it. Shame on you MMORPG.com. For shame.
Updated: Italicized quotations for clarity, clarified that there are intentionally 6 items on the list.

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